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a wise person once said dont fuck it up...

TOO LATE you did that already!

i just put my dog to sleep. It was one of the most horrible things i've had to do

Noodles
Carrrots
Cream of celery soup (or cream of chicken)
Butter
bread crumbs

Make noodles according to pkg directions
Cut and steam carrots

once the noodles are done mix soup and noodles in a casserole dish (careful not to put too much soup) Put steamed carrots on top and bake for 15 minutes on 375. Melt about 1-2 tablespoons butter.
Once done baking take casserole and pour butter over the top of the carrots. Add bread crumbs and bake for another 10 minutes.

Take out of oven and ENJOY!

I adapted a tuna recipe on the back of the can. I substituted carrots for peas and nixed the tuna and other shit and it still came out fucken good if i do say so myself!

http://chinesefood.about.com/library/weekly/aa011400a.htm

i hate tea but i wanted it yesterday and today so now im drinking it. Its beginning to taste good...

okay so my fkn stomach is twitching? Yes twitching as in the same kinda twitch you get in your eye. Take that feeling and imagine your stomach doing the same thing and you get my complete wtf feeling.

Quick bios on some of my new favorite artists


Born in Istanbul, Sertab Erener is one of the most popular and acclaimed female vocalists in Turkey. As a coloratura soprano, with a dedication to music, her individuality shone through during her six years of musical education. Her albums have now sold over 4 million copies; her tours are sold-out and she has received gold and platinum awards for every album she has released.
Following graduation, Sertab began working as a professional singer performing at well-known cabaret clubs in Istanbul. Her unique talent as a singer and performer was recognised almost immediately. By 1990 Sertab was already sharing centre-stage with well-established Turkish singers such as Sezen Aksu, whose encouragement helped pave the way to the creation of Sakin Ol, her first album. Released in 1992 it sold over 1,000,000 copies and became the best selling debut album, ever in Turkey. Her second album, Lal came out in 1994, followed by Sertab Gibi in 1997, Sertab Erener in 1999 and Turuncu in 2001.


from her myspace profile OFFICIAL BIO EXCERPT:
Since her professional debut in 2002, Amerie has continued to carve out her own niche. She refuses to be relegated to any box. Singer, Songwriter, Producer, and Actress are but a few of the nouns which can be used to classify the 26 year-old beauty. “I’m a Citizen of the World,” she says jokingly. Her family background demonstrates that concept. Born to a Korean mother and an African-American father, Amerie’s first language was Korean. A self-professed “military brat,” she has spent her entire life traveling the world, living in places such as Germany, South Korea, Alaska, Texas, and Washington DC, among others. From an early age, she began to view the world as one full of human beings who have more similarities than differences, regardless of culture and geographical location.

I like her too....


Billie Paul Piper (originally registered as Lianne Piper [1]), born on 22 September 1982, is an English actress. She began her career as a pop singer in her teens, and was well-known for her marriage to DJ Chris Evans, but is now best known for portraying Rose Tyler, companion to the Doctor in the television series Doctor Who from 2005 to 2006. Her role in Doctor Who consolidated her status as a household name in the United Kingdom. Piper's first break in the entertainment world came as a teenager, when she was selected to appear on the Saturday morning kids' television show Scratchy & Co. Piper later landed a role in a television commercial promoting the pop magazine Smash Hits. Her role was to run up to the camera, blow a bubblegum bubble and shout "Pop!". Soon after she was offered a record deal at the age of fifteen, and in 1998 became the youngest artist ever to debut at number one in the UK singles chart with "Because We Want To", released under the artist name "Billie". Her follow-up single "Girlfriend" also debuted at Number One, and her first album, Honey to the B (released immediately afterwards) debuted at Number 14 in the UK album charts. She released two further singles off the album, "She Wants You" and "Honey to the Bee"; both songs debuted at Number 3.

I picked 7 cards from the tarot deck that i got myself (and here i thought that I had shuffled them)
1st Card Justice what goes around comes around
2nd Card Strength Love conquers all
3rd Card VIII of Cups self sacrifice is likely to be asked of you
4th Card VII of Cups (reversed)make sure your speaking clearly. You have very little patience now try to relax
5th Card VI of Cups (reversed) make good on all your promises but don't give in to unreasonable demands
6th Card V of Cups (reversed) don't let yourself be overburdened by chores and responsibilities
7th Card Ace of Wands now is the time for sending our resumes, starting a new enterprise or beginning a journey

weird...i'm gonna try another one...

wtmf i suddenly got the urge to yell im a pot smoking banana from another planet

im as tired as my inner child can get. Ramblings on the wind and she sees a broken reeds that sits softly by the river bank waiting to be broken again the river runs and runs with no where to go but straight. Its a path it made itself. Repetition on the path, a river runs with no where to go, it laid a repetition and blocked its own path.
Repetition repeats in but 4 sounds. Repetition repeats in but 4 sounds. I repeated the truth and it came true. Was it true before i repeated it? Do you see the repetition? No i see but 4 sounds. Repetition repeats in but 4 sounds. A reed lies across the river broken, it lies directly in it path it is not the river that broke the reed, it is the river that mends the reed. I repeated repetition and it came true. It came true in but 4 sounds. The river that mends the reed, mends it with a fluid bridge. Repetition repeats...

(this is the scary way my mind works. cause somehow that made sense...i miss my writing)